Pie Chucker

Here follows a quote from the BBC website from a complete dickhead:

Khan also told BBC Radio 5 Live he resented claims that his side refused to come out and play, adding they were merely delaying their decision to return to the field after being accused of ball tampering.

He said: “I do resent the comments that we refused to go out to play. We delayed coming out to play and informed the English Cricket Board (ECB) and referee three times that we were ready to return to the field.”

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England enjoyed their second consecutive series win against New Zealand after victory at Trent Bridge.  The Amazing Ryan Sidebottom took six wickets in the Kiwis’ second innings to give England a 2-0 win in this ‘home leg’.  Apparently our next Test Match isn’t against New Zealand; who can remember when that was last the case?  Meanwhile we’ve got a Twenty20 and a (no doubt interminable) ODI series against Them What Wears Black Caps. [Read more →]

What happens when the DVLA are located in Wales? They write Egland as your country of birth. Unless you are from Wales, I suppose. Even with a post-it note with the correct spelling of this fine land, you get Egland. This is forgiven in exchange for Simon Jones. Or is it? With England’s current seam attack, day 3 was all about England (including poor weather).

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What a day for James ‘Jimmy’ Anderson.  England started the day with Broad and Jimmy at the crease; both got Test High Scores (Broad 64, Anderson 28) before The Boy From Burnley sheared Toursits’ Top Order and followed his best ever batting with his best ever bowling.  For New Zealand it has been another good start gone wrong, familiar territory in recents contests. [Read more →]

Is it me, or are Cook are Vaughan not on fire? Cook on fire! It was an absorbing day’s cricket, with the BBC OBO providing some usual star moments. After Vettori thrust England in, it looked like a wise move as England slumped to 44-2, but at 84-2 at lunch, England had somewhat recovered.

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Interesting the timing our famous friends use when releasing media. Just after a well known ancestry website revealed how Jimmy “Alan Cropper” Anderson, Stuart “Not Very” Broad and Alistair “General Zod” Cook had been using a time machine, they release this ridiculous monstrosity.   [Read more →]

Get to Blue Square now. Australia are unfortunately sitting on the faces of the West Indians and are at tasty odds of 8/11 to win. That is worth 20 surely. [Read more →]

People who hate him. He was in the town of Baldock, population circa 30,000 and 500,000,000 people turned up to say they respect cricket hence hate this total dickhead.

Let’s not Vettori about, let’s crunch numbers. Here follows the amusing title’s on the betting advice posts, with the overall return from the 20 invested:

 Oi! Punt! 24, Chelsea won nothing

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Pie Chucker apologises to New Zealand fans everywhere.  As soon as we said England would probably lose this 2nd Test the writing was on the wall for the Black Caps.  In light of this, we’d like to congratulate Australia on their 2009 five nil Ashes whitewash… [Read more →]